she's halving a cow

All right, you evil punsters, you! I, too, can play at this game! =flings collage in their direction=

A question to ponder: if this piece were untitled, would you have been able to guess the pun it contains? That might be a fun challenge for a future theme: "guess the idiom" or "guess the pun."

Oh, and the cow is an 8-year-old Ayrshire—the only breed of dairy cattle native to Scotland. Ayrshires were popular for milking contests held in the 19th century.