"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."

 

There was an Old Man of Coblenz, The length of whose legs was immense; He went with one prance, From Turkey to France, That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.

 

Another Old Geezer...

There was an old man of Spithead,

Who opened the window, and said, -

'Fil-jomble, fil-jumble,

Fil-rumble-come-tumble!'

That doubtful old man of Spithead.

EDWARD LEAR NONSENSE (with apologies to Mr. Lear)

 There was a SMALL man of Ancona,

Who found a LARGE dog with no owner,

Which he took up and down

all the streets of the town,

That anxious small man of Ancona.

There Was An Old Man In A Boat

There was an Old Man in a boat, Who said, 'I'm afloat! I'm afloat!' When they said, 'No! you aint!' He was ready to faint, That unhappy Old Man in a boat.

There was an old person of Brigg

 

There Was An Old Man With A Beard

There was an Old Man with a beard, Who said, “It is just as I feared!— Two Owls and a Hen, Four Larks and a Wren, Have all built their nests in my beard!”