Here's the Letter L

The Letter L stands for don't Loose your head to the Left hand while Leaning over a Long Longed for LoveLetter with a Last Lullaby from Lovely Alice Living in Liverpool and Listen to the Lazy Little Lad Laughing by the Left turn 'cause he can dress himself (I think that's a Lie) whilst Looking at the
Lousy Labrador with his Lunatic eyes...